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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby Lophophaps » Sun 10 Oct, 2021 5:19 pm

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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby GBW » Fri 19 Nov, 2021 7:07 am

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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby GPSGuided » Fri 26 Nov, 2021 11:45 pm

Target, bushwalkers with boots!

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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby Son of a Beach » Mon 29 Nov, 2021 9:59 am

ooh, that one's a bit below the belt!
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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby Moondog55 » Wed 01 Dec, 2021 7:01 am

Did you hear about the ultralight aircraft that crashed into an Irish churchyard?
So far they've recovered 134 bodies
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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby Lophophaps » Mon 06 Dec, 2021 6:22 am

It's been months since I bought the book "How to Scam People Online." It still hasn't arrived.
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Re: Jokes and humour

Postby Moondog55 » Sat 15 Jan, 2022 12:00 pm

I have a big party planned for my next birthday, I' tentatively ordered a tonne of redgum charcoal and a full yearling Black Angus dressed for spit-roasting. Unfortunately after a few major financial setbacks and unexpected expenditures it seems I can't afford that anymore so I guess it will be BBQ sausages in cheap white bread. Yes that's right, I hoped for the beast but planning for the wurst
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